2007 Fall Upfronts: Day Four (The CW)

May 17, 2007 at 11:44 am | Posted in TV News, Veronica Mars | Leave a comment

Veronica Mars is canceled. Here’s my resentful take on the CW’s (boring and lame) fall schedule. Videos of the new shows are here, but they all look lame.

Returning Series:
Everybody Hates Chris: This adorable show is back at Monday at 8 pm.

Girlfriends and The Game: Back at Monday at 9 and 9:30 pm.

Beauty and the Geek: Takes over the Gilmore Girls spot at Tuesday at 8 pm.

America’s Next Top Model: Staying at Wednesday at 8 pm.

Smallville and Supernatural: Thursday night.

One Tree Hill: This creatively bankrupt show is held until midseason, will most likely take over at Wednesdays at 9 pm. It’s fast-forwarding to after the characters have graduated from college, so this teen drama is now an old folks drama.

That barfworthy Pussycat Doll show is coming back at midseason, too.

New Series:
Aliens in America: Not an ALF ripoff. It’s about a Pakistani exchange student — get it, aliens. Replaces All of Us on Monday at 8:30 pm.

The Reaper: This motherfucking show is to blame. It’s taken the Veronica Mars spot at Tuesday at 9 pm. Sounds like a Dead Like Me ripoff.

Gossip Girl: It’s like The OC, but in fancy Manhattan. Our girl Kristen Bell is narrating, but who gives a crap, we want to see her solve mysteries. Wednesday at 9 pm.

Life is Wild: a family drama set on a South African game reserve. They couldn’t come up with a better title? Sunday at 8 pm.

Crowned: A mother-daughter beauty pageant. Shudder. Held for midseason.

Farmer Wants a Wife: As much as I hate the CW right now, this title totally cracks me up. It sounds like the natural next step after The Bachelor, and it’s just ridiculous enough to get me interested. Held for midseason.

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