A poor excuse for a cautionary taleJuly 12, 2006 at 5:27 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment
So, I’ve been anxiously checking Deadspin daily for pictures of Ben Roethlisberger post-motorcycle accident. (I think he should have filmed a public service announcement immediately after surgery, just to drive home the whole “riding without a helmet will fuck you up” message.) Anyway, here he is.
Just to recap, here is the windshield that he flew into face first. I don’t get it … he looks exactly the same. By all rights, this guy should look like Quasimodo. Either his plastic surgeons were literally guided by the hand of God, or Roethlisberger previously had adamantium welded to his skull à la Wolverine.