Gawk at celebrities in Will.I.Am’s new Vote (for Obama) video.

BIG So You Think You Can Dance gossip in Kristin Veitch’s latest spoiler chat.  It’s chock-full of spoilers for other shows, so I’ll just spill the news: Lacey and Hok are dating.

Wow, I definitely didn’t see that coming!

Perez Hilton took a break from his busy party-promoting schedule to spread a rumor that Fidel Castro is dead.  Virtually no other news outlet has picked up the story.

Seriously, I’ve never wished more for Perez to be right — it’s not that I’m deeply involved in Cuban politics, but how awesome would it be for Perez freaking Hilton to break a story of this magnitude?

… from yesterday’s Best Worst Celebrity News Day ever, as Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan simultaneously committed career suicide.

Which was worse?  Tough call — Britney’s poor kids are stuck (for now) with a crazy mom.  But I’m going with Lindsay.  DUIs are completely unacceptable, especially when you’re rich enough to employ a driver.  Plus, at the rate she’s going, she’ll end up dead in a year.

However, deep down I think both will bounce back, which is a pretty sad reflection on the state of celebrity in America.  As long as her skin isn’t destroyed, Lindsay can always do some depressing hooker-type movie that will give her indie cred.  And Britney barely sings already, so it doesn’t matter if she’s screwed up her voice; if she can get down to fighting weight and get it together enough to promote an album, she could be back, too.   Sigh.